I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
