Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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