i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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