k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Someone signed my nipple.
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