FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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