just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
