i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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