Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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