Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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