So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
