Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Houston, we have a squirter
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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