it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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