names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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