I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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