So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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