I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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