I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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