I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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