do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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