This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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