Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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