Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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