I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
