Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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