can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's official drugs can't kill me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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