Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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