# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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