I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize