You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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