Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
