ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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