ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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