Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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