Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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