I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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