i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he thought i was a dude.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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