I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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