if you like me you must not know who I am
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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