break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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