Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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