Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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