Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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