you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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