Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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