I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Randomize
