We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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