Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Holy shit dude........stairs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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