i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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