she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She bit a glass in half.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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