You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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