Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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