But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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