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(303): View more from Colorado

I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!

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(845): View more from New York

i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out

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(818): View more from California

The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.

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(641): View more from Iowa

TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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(631): View more from New York

I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's only going to be gone for two weeks

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That's two months in gay whore years.

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(240): View more from Maryland

How bad was it?

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Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.

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(281): View more from Texas

Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous

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