David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My bed smells like the plague
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
