so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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