i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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